The Music for the Blind Review

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Subway Adventure

a video game       Really good art.

Appleseed Alpha

a film       Sickeningly optimistic. A showcase of entirely practical armour design.

Time of Eve

a film       Tragic.

Giovanni's Island

a film      

Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods

a film       Tonally confused. Laughably patriarchal.

Crysis 2

a video game       Boring. Unpolished. Infantile.


a video game       Always amusing. Occasionally hilarious. Rarely fun.


a video game       A fascinating, beautiful, primally unsettling world. The most frustrating closing sequence of any game I can remember.

47 Ronin

a film       Appreciable parody.

Girls und Panzer

a keion       Precisely what you'd expect.

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure (2012)

a keion       Incapable of inducing suspense.

Pacific Rim

a film       An elegant balance of stupidity and respect.

This Year Collection's coverage of Blue Jam

a podcast       Flawlessly paced.

Hunter x Hunter: Phantom Rouge

a film       Unnecessary.


a film       Alarmingly competent.

Atlantic Rim

a film       Bad.

Hotline Miami

a video game       Intensely satisfying.

Uchuu Kyoudai

a keion       Coasting.

Bioshock Infinite

a video game       An ineffective tutorial for an incredibly frustrating boss fight. A story, I guess.

Wreck-it Ralph

a film       Pandering.

Django Unchained

a film       Solid. Fun.

Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger

a television show      

Chuunibyou Demo Koi ga Shitai!

a keion       Clumsy. Predictable. Effective.


a film       Reassuringly appropriate.


a video game       Pretty. Impenetrable.


a video game       Unparalleled. Beautiful.


a keion      

Tiny & Big: Grandpa’s Leftovers

a video game       Entertainingly subvertible.

Abenobashi Mahou Shoutengai

a keion       Surprisingly challenging. Ultimately, spineless.


a keion Engrossing smut.


a keion       Sporadic.

Cargo!: The Quest for Gravity

a video game       Small. Broken. Frustrating. Fascinating.

Torchwood: Miracle Day

a television show       Torn.

The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (2009)

a keion       Inexcusable.

The Wonderful End of the World

a video game       A shadow of its inspiration.

Tweet me Harder

a podcast       Ambitious. Successful.